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Lindsay Lohan and funny fans

Funny story by Yoshi Toshibo for Gimps.de

Mark and Jane were some total stranger with similar addiction to Lindsay Lohan vanity fair cover pictures. That people's magazine where people like Kate Moss, Joaquin Phoenix and Paris Pamela Anderson spread their funny pictures of celebrity oops, slips and smiley faces.

Mark became crazy about free Lindsay Lohan pics and wallpapers with some young models in a thong but without a face of Lindsay.

Jane could not stop watching at her Lindsay Lohan poster, she became skinny, bulimic and anorexic with eating disorder for the first time.

It was time to dive into the Saturday night live of addicted fan club members with a Lindsay Lohan fan site at myspace.com.

The fetish fan club for anonymous addicts of Lindsay Lohan bikini swimsuit photos opened at 20:30 to be a place for decent talks about world news, music lyrics, rumors about Lindsay and Lohan's breast implants.

The party was running hot and even hotter.
Mark and fellows fell fanatically in love with new sexy Lindsay Lohan photos from her official web site. Jane and other wild party girls discussed the intimacy of Lindsay Lohan lyrics, her daughter father relation, new rumors of some celebrity being pregnant and the lunacy of a new diabetic diet for fast weight loss.

In the magic moment of midnight when Mark's eyes fell at Jane with her wild Hilary Duff hair style and Jane's eyes fell at Mark, who presumably looked like a boy who could tell funny jokes.

Mark and Jane began to float towards each other without to loose eye contact. She said "hello" as they met at the bar stools. He said did you say "Hello" ?

The conversation evolved into a five hours talk about someone's fake online diary with Lohan's confessions of a broken heart, the online ultimate biography of Paris Hilton and a philosophic discussion about the difference of buying a DVD movie online or just download funny videos from the internet.

Jane and Mark changed phone numbers, met on each weekend, moved together became long time partners and managed to book a Las Vegas wedding twice.

At the day of writing the wedding invitations Mark found his secret Lindsay Lohan's hot pictures amusing and not worth to be placed in his online photo album near that funny pictures from the last family vacation.